Filmcitattävlingsfacit

Här kommer facit till Filmcitattävlingen, men först ett par kommentarer.

Vann gjorde min kära syster som klockade in hela fem rätt. Grattis! Du kan få en kram när vi ses också, förutom äran.

Jag förstår att det är lite svårt, men det var nästan meningen också. Det skulle givetvis ha gått att ta betydligt kändare citat (”Rosebud” från Citizen Kane, till exempel), men jag ville inte göra det för uppenbart. Ett trick hade varit att finna ett mönster bland filmerna. Till exempel att alla är från listan över mina femmor på Filmtipset.se. Det här inlägget var nämligen lika mycket en tävling som en filmrekommendation och en liten förberedelse till en av mina 101-punkter: att göra en topplista över de 20 bästa filmerna jag sett. Alla är inte representerade i tävlingen och alla i tävlingen är inte på listan dock.

1. It’s more comfortable for you to label me as insane.
– John Doe spelad av Kevin Spacey, Seven (1995)

2. I’m a goddamn marvel of modern science.
– McMurphy spelad av Jack Nicholson, One flew over the cuckoo’s nest (1975)

3. No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don’t owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me, ’cause tomorrow I’m gonna wake up and I’ll be 50, and I’ll still be doin’ this shit. And that’s all right. That’s fine. I mean, you’re sittin’ on a winnin’ lottery ticket. You’re too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that’s bullshit. ’Cause I’d do fuckin’ anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin’ guys. It’d be an insult to us if you’re still here in 20 years. Hangin’ around here is a fuckin’ waste of your time.
– Chuckie spelad av Ben Affleck, Good Will Hunting (1997)

4. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
– Narrator spelad av Edward Norton, Fight Club (1999)

5. There’s no right, there’s no wrong, there’s only popular opinion.
– Jeffrey Goines spelad av Brad Pitt, Twelve Monkeys (1995)

6. Remember those posters that said, ”Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one – the day you die.
– Lester Burnham spelad av Kevin Spacey, American Beauty (1999)

7. You horrible little brat! Can’t you let me die in peace once in a while?
– Baron Munchausen spelad av John Neville, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

8. There’s a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny’s lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I’ve always been a fool.
– Young Ed Bloom spelad av Ewan McGregor, Big Fish (2003)

9. They don’t want the classic horror films anymore. Today it’s all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers… Who will believe such nonsense?
– Bela Lugosi spelad av Martin Landau, Ed Wood (1994)

10. I always gagged on the silver spoon.
– Charles Foster Kane spelad av Orson Welles, Citizen Kane (1941)

11. Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?
– Jack Lucas spelad av Jeff Bridges, The Fisher King (1991)

12. So uh, I gotta go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him… You wanna help?
– Sam spelad av Natalie Portman, Garden State (2004)

13. I grew up in hell! My grandmother has more attitude than you!
– Frank Sacks spelad av Cuba Gooding Jr., As good as it gets (1997)

14. You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.
– George Shapiro spelad av Danny DeVito, Man on the moon (1999)

15. Now listen here, you mullet. Why don’t you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get, sweetheart!
– Bernadette spelad av Terence Stamp, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

16. Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you- you’ll both be in Southern Russia before the end of the month. Good day.
– Oskar Schindler spelad av Liam Neeson, Schindler’s list (1993)

17. God damn you Walter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
– The Dude spelad av Jeff Bridges, The Big Lebowski (1998)

18. You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
– Juno spelad av Ellen Paige, Juno (2007)

19. Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
– Joel spelad av Jim Carrey, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

20. Well, it didn’t look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
– Ulysses Everett McGill spelad av George Clooney, O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

21. I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses… taking pictures of your feet.
– Charlotte spelad av Scarlett Johansson, Lost in translation (2003)

22. Its hard to believe it was just last Christmas that Harmony and I changed the world. And we didn’t mean to and it didn’t last long. You know a thing like that can’t.
– Harry spelad av Robert Downing Jr., Kiss kiss bang bang (2005)

23. There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
– Rauol Duke spelad av Johnny Depp, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

24. Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter.
– John Nash spelad av Russell Crowe, A beautiful mind (2001)