Oj, ett Nigeriabrev

Av flera anledningar har jag slutat att använda min Hotmail-adress annat än till att köra MSN med. En av anledningarna är de oönskade mail jag får. Igår när jag kollade var det dock lite skojigt, jag hade fått ett Nigeriabrev (Wikipedia) – från Elfenbenskusten. Jag vet inte när jag fick ett Nigeriabrev senast, men det var säkerligen länge sedan och det var nästan så att jag blev lite varm inombords.

Letter of Relationship and Establishment Aid.
From : Nkomo Kamara
Abidjan Cote d’ Ivoire.
Tel+22507924282
For logistic reason contact me on e.mail:(nkomartka@yahoo.fr)
Attention: Respectful
Greetings and How are you Dear Friend. I am Nkomo Kamara from Cote d’ Ivoire in West Afriica. I would like you to Please permit me to apply through this medium for your cooperation to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint relationship and establishment with you in your country. I got your contact address From The Forge Forum Memberlist.

As I have a substantial capital which I honourably Inherited from my late father Chief Kamara Emile Doudou who was the minister of Interior and also have Cocao and Coffee plantation and deals in Gold, Diamond Mining and Trading in bouake Northern District of Coted’ Ivoire in Western Africa. Before the Epmigo Rebels killed Him during the political crisis on the mutiny rebellion upraising that equally lead to the death of former military junta Robert Guei.

I am contacting you because of my need to deal with honest person whom I can lay trust and personal confidence on with hope that he will not let me down,because since the murder of my father,I have been subjected to all sorts of harassment and intimidation with lots of negative reports emanating from the rebellion people due to this political crisis we are facing which have resulted to war in some part of our country Cote d’ Ivoire since this past years.

I legitmately inherited this sum from my late father who died recently and I intend to invest this money in profitable areas in your country into a very lucratives business venture of which you are to advise and execute the venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us.

Most especially is for you to help me come over to your base if possible for You be able co-operate with me to become my business partner in your country and create ideas on how money will be invested, properly managed and the type of investment after the money is transferred to your custody with your assistance.I inherited this sum from my late father whom the rebels killed because he was not supporting their selfish interest to topple the president Gbagbo the present president of Cote d’ Ivoire.

I want to consider my situation and reply me on the indication of your willingness to handle this transaction sincerely by protecting my Interest and upon your acceptance of this proposal.I will furnish you with the full details information, procedure on how to continue.The exact amount involved is the sum of Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand USD ($9.500.000.00)USD

If you accept to associate with me,both of us will mutually agree on your percentage interest and share holding for helping me to secure the release of the deposit and investing the money into lucratives profitable venture in your care.I will be glad to reserve this respect and opportunity for you if you so desire to relate with me with good mind and honesty. I do urge you to kindly give this matter your immediate attention and the maximum seriousness it deserves for the smooth achievement of the aim.

I want you to be rest assured that everything is in order and legitimate it was due to the political crisis in our country that have resulted to war in some part of our region which have cause everybody to find a way of geting out from the country,for this reason I use this medium to request for your assistance with hope that you will not let down the confidence I have already reposed on you.

This money is legitimately acquired by my late father from sales of Cocoa and Coffee and Diamond dealings. If it interests you Please forward your reply including your telephone number and fiscal address to my private email address so that I can provide you with more clarifications and details about it all.

Looking forward for your prompt response on e.mail:(nkomartka@yahoo.fr)

Thanks for your understanding and future cooperations.

Sincerely
Nkomo Kamara
Abidjan Cote d’ Ivoire

Verkar inte erbjudandet lockande? Hade jag haft 9,5 miljoner amerikanska dollar (ungefär 60 miljoner svenska kronor) så hade jag gärna hjälpt stackars Nkomo Kamara. Det roligaste av allt är förmodligen att han hittade min adress via rollspelsforumet The Forge. Okej, det är uppenbart att det är en bot av något slag, men det är inte poängen. Poängen är att det skrivs ut i mailet.

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